Imagine the Union Flag flying proudly again atop buildings in Ireland, north and south, below the new flag of a United Ireland, a United Ireland that looks a lot more unionist than the Republic.
When Prince Charles visited Cork two years ago, the Union Flag flew high above Brown Thomas, a building erected after its predecessor at 18-21 Patrick Street, Cashâs & Co Ltd, was completely destroyed in the 1920 Burning of Cork.
It felt wrong to see the Union Flag â since the late 17th century itâs only called the Union Jack if itâs flown on a battleship â there, even though I would have thought unremarkable the regular sight on that building of the flag of the European Union, and flags of countries like Canada, the US and France. (It feels wrong too to see the Union Flag in the North, but almost a century of partition has made the North effectively another country.)
I confess I thought immediately of the Waterboys song: âStill he sings an empire song / Still he keeps his navy strong / And he sticks his flag where it ill belongs / Old England is dyingâ.
And then I thought of how far â pre-Brexit, at least – our relationship with The Old Enemy had progressed, especially since the Good Friday Agreement was signed in 1998, and since the Queen visited Mary McAleese in 2011, and since Michael D returned the compliment three years later.
Last week Sinn FĂ©in leader Mary Lou McDonald predicted a United Ireland will happen within the next decade, and she sought to assure unionists that they would âremain Britishâ if Northern Ireland votes to leave the United Kingdom. Â
âWe have citizens that are British,â she said. âThey are British in a partitioned Ireland and they will be British in a united Ireland.â
Predicting âWe can have our referendum, we can win it, and win it well,â Deputy McDonald called on âour unionist brothers and sistersâ to become involved in discussions on a united Ireland, saying âwe have a huge amount of preparatory work to do for an orderly constitutional transitionâ.
Our unionist brothers and sisters might have been forgiven for feeling that Mary Louâs breezy suggestion was not a little on the previous side, but then of course they were never really the (legitimate) target audience.
This was a rallying cry for Sinn Féin, battered as they are from a series of self-inflicted social media-related injuries so foolish that it can almost certainly only be a matter of time before Gerry Adams tweets that he was never in Sinn Fein, either.
Itâs got so bad for the Shinners that the announcement must surely be on its way that all official pronouncements will henceforth be issued directly from the Connolly Club in Belfast, published exclusively in An Phoblacht, and signed by P. OâNeill himself.
Hence Mary Lou McDonaldâs urging unionists ânot to equate the reunification project with threat or loss … it has to be about gain or additionalityâ.
The next day, Martin Browne, one those new TDs Sinn FĂ©in seems to have won in a Lucky Bag last time out, took to Tipp FM to say SF needs to stop apologising for the actions of the Provisional IRA. âWe had an occupied country, a foreign force there. It doesnât matter whether it was in the 20s, 50s, 70s or 80s it was the same aim, to free our country from an occupying force.â
I was reminded of a recent conversation with someone who messaged me on Twitter asking why Iâm âagainst Sinn FĂ©inâ. I replied that Iâm very old and can actually remember the atrocities they celebrate.
My correspondent told me they believed the Provosâ terrorist campaign was a war, and âPeople die in warsâ. Opining that âwe are occupied stillâ, they said: âTheir loyalists have [the North] littered with Union Jacks and racist marches. It is Ireland.â
I disagreed about the âwarâ, and added: âThe North is a different country, whether we like that or not.â I suggested that any United Ireland cannot just be the Republic with six new counties tacked on.
âIt will have to be a new country,â I said, âone which respects the unionist identity, unless youâre seriously proposing just a reversal of the bad old days, this time with a unionist minority in a state they donât recognise.
âThat will mean a whole new state. No more Tricolour, maybe no more Taoiseach. I honestly donât think too many Shinners have actually thought that one through.â
My friend responded: âIt will be back to us. Ireland. Not a new country. Sorry but thatâs a fact. We wonât surrender our national identity for their dead âempireâ. No-one will be chased out of the country. No-one will be hounded as âsettlersâ.â
When I suggested such a course of action might ensure the next Troubles will be fought in Dublin and Cork, they replied, âIâm sure some consideration will be given, i.e. they can choose to hold a British passport, maybe, but otherwise they will be expected to follow the law. Just like us now.â
To be fair, all of this is covered in breathless aspirational tones in Sinn FĂ©inâs own 2016 discussion document âTowards a United Irelandâ, but it doesnât seem to have percolated down to some members.
While, obviously, I donât suggest one random Sinn FĂ©in supporter speaks for the entire party, I do think that Martin Browne speaks for SF when he says they should not apologise for Provo atrocities. I think Brian Stanley speaks for SF when he tries to tie the cowards who bombed Warrenpoint (and Mullaghmore) to the men who fought the British Empire (at times hand-to-hand) at Kilmichael. I think David Cullinane speaks for SF when he yelps âUp the âRa!â at a late-night celebration. I also think former MP Barry McElduff spoke for SF when he wore a loaf of Kingsmill bread on his head on the anniversary of the Kingsmill massacre, when the Provos murdered ten Protestant workers.
The simple truth is that while they lack Mary Lou McDonaldâs polish, they all speak for Sinn FĂ©in, at least until the public backlash becomes too much to ignore.
Ignoring the likely economic costs, (up to âŹ30 billion a year, says one TCD study,) a United Ireland will, of necessity, mean a whole new country. That new country will have a new constitution, and it will have a new parliament. Will that be in Dublin? Or Stormont? (My vote is Athlone, where the nuclear bunker is.) Weâll need a new police force, a new army, a new education system, and a new health service. Weâll need a new head of State, too. Sorry, Michael D. You can forget shoving Connie around the green, also, but if we really do have to abandon AmhrĂĄn na bhFiann, please can we replace it with something less anodyne than Irelandâs Call?
If we are to have a United Ireland, it will have to be an Ireland where all the children of the nation truly are cherished, and the Union Flag, and all it represents, is respected. If the sight of a flag makes people like me uncomfortable, imagine how uncomfortable it would feel to find yourself suddenly living under the flag of a country you voted against establishing.